Mnemonist Pillows

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

A Good Batch.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Hollywood producer.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Communication

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Hollywood director.

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Could you keep still?"

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

Mermaid Romance

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

Moonshine Lite!

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

Ballet Beggar.

How Not to Remember Names

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"No problems here. You're just the only person who's required not to get up and leave when I start talking about my boring day."

'No, lady, I'm not trying to moonwalk! You didn't pick up after your dog!'

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

Bell Ringing

Please Wait To Be Scared.