Mishap Mimicker Gifts

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

'This time you hold the nail!'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

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