Mishap Merrymaker Gifts

Fisherman seeks help.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Miniature Golf.

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"I count four... and there should be five."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

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