Mishap Merrymaker Gifts

Fisherman seeks help.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."