Mishap Mimicker Pillows

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."