Mishap Laughter Seeker Gifts

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"What did Jesus order?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Sorry'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'