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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Hey! Get back here!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

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