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"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

A man and his top hat in a church.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'We'll knock you loose in a minute, Leonard. Geez. Mellow out. We want a picture of this.'

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."