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"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

A man and his top hat in a church.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'We'll knock you loose in a minute, Leonard. Geez. Mellow out. We want a picture of this.'

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.