Mishap Chuckler Gifts

Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.

"I think he said he is our guide."

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

Restroom Disasters.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Discus accidents.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Horse accidents

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'