Mishap Chuckler Pillows

"I think he said he is our guide."

Restroom Disasters.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Miniature Golf.

'This time you hold the nail!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"