Misdirection Lover Pillows

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Atomic Bear: Part 22

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Batman O' War

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Can I have a look at the map?

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"That was definitely mine."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

State of the Union

A child and his dog

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven