Misdirection Lover Gifts

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Which one's yours?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Can I have a look at the map?

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

A child and his dog

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"