Misdirection Admirer Gifts

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bad hair day!

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dog walking Human.

"Hugh fans!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Can't Touch This

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Magic Tricks

The wine-shop

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."