Misdirection Admirer Gifts

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Bad hair day!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Dog walking Human.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Hugh fans!"

Can't Touch This

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I just need help getting the pit out."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Magic Tricks

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

The wine-shop

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Christopher Nolan caricature

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.