Mischievous Laboratory Lover Gifts

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Frankenfish

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Test-tube people

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Quantum Mechanics.

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

The take your mother to work program.

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'