Mischievous Escapades Fan Pillows

Chameleon thief.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'First time skiing?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'They say that six is the new four.'

'I finally met a macho, self-assured, good-looking guy, and wouldn't you know it? - He's doing thirty years to life!'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Her name's Snuggles."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

When still waters don't run deep.