Mischievous Escapades Fan Pillows

Chameleon thief.

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'First time skiing?'

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'They say that six is the new four.'

'I finally met a macho, self-assured, good-looking guy, and wouldn't you know it? - He's doing thirty years to life!'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

When still waters don't run deep.

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"