Minibeast Admirer Gifts

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Here be dragons.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

King Kongs first christmas

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Unicorn Working From Home

Shark infested custard!

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Phoenix

Bee costume

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Medieval Office Supplies

Fishy tail.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Land Before Mimes.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.