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'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Here be dragons.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

Bee costume

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Shark infested custard!

Unicorn Working From Home

Watching Sea Life.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

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If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fishy tail.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."