Mini-beast Enthusiast Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Advice from a Caterpillar.

Twenty-first century baby walker

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Bee costume

"They're class action figures."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Small child checks out a book.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Hotel mini-bar.

'Monster mobiles.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Floating Dragon

Walsh Miniatures

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

Mini Computer

A computer mouse's offspring.

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The Three Bears - pocket version

Twenty-first century baby walker

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

They're class action figures.