Mini Van Gogh Gifts

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Baby Mozart.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

A child runs an equity stand.

Baby Playing Violin

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Just call me Picasso!

A baby playing on a grand piano

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sun Flower.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I did it all from memory.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."