Future Van Gogh Gifts

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

It's a call from Tate modern.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Paw readings

Van Go

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

DACA

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'