Van Gogh Enthusiast Gifts

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Vincent van Gogh caricature.

"This would make a great poster. I wonder if anyone would buy it."

'This is Vincent. He's Dutch and he's a bit depressed but he's a master at creative accounting!'

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

Man in Ornate Chair Admires His Van Gogh painting.

Van Gogh.

The Impact of Art on Society

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Van Go

The Raven in Flight

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Yes, but is it art?"

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."