Van Gogh Enthusiast Mugs

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Vincent van Gogh caricature.

"This would make a great poster. I wonder if anyone would buy it."

'This is Vincent. He's Dutch and he's a bit depressed but he's a master at creative accounting!'

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

Man in Ornate Chair Admires His Van Gogh painting.

Van Gogh.

The Impact of Art on Society

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Van Go

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The Raven in Flight

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"Yes, but is it art?"

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."