Future Van Gogh Pillows

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Olympic Climate

Van Go

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Paw readings

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

DACA

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."