Van Gogh Admirer Pillows

'I'm fed up with all your troubles, Van Gogh, find someone else to lend you an ear.'

Van Go

Cut out and keep your own Van Gogh.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It'll never sell!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Artistic Licence.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Ludwig von Beethoven

Fitness Club Founded in 1892