Warhol Admirer Pillows

Touch-ups at the Warhol place

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

David Niven caricature

Van Go

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Warhol Exhibit

Johannes Brahms

Forrest Gander

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'It sold for how much!'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Ian Fleming

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Brunhilde

Wolfman riding in the Car

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

No, when I said "Who has Van Gogh's ear?" I was asking whose advice he follows.

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

Damien Hirst

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"I just want to do an impression..."

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.