Warhol Fan Pillows

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

The Fourth Little Pig

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dating an English Major

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I'm the bad guy..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Moby Dick

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Jester Surgeon

Sick Building Syndrome

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Book vs technology

Ghostship

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...