Warhol Fan Gifts

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

The Fourth Little Pig

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Dating an English Major

Pharaoh Cocoon

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Sick Building Syndrome

Jester Surgeon

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Book vs technology

Ask A Silly Question.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Ghostship

Michael Caine

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"