Andy Warhol Admirer Gifts

Warhol Exhibit

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Van Go

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

The Dandy

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

David Niven caricature

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I'm Bored'

Moses' TV guide.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"That was just a warning shot. Now get out of my office and get back to work. Next time you won't be so lucky."

Freddie's water