Vincent Van Gogh Admirer Pillows

"Oh no! It's an ear! Didn't Vincent get the list?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Van Go

Victorian Gentleman

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Van Gogh Family Reunion

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Francis Picabia

Samuel Beckett

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Van Gogh.

Tracey Emin

Toilet Art.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

John Ruskin

The Death of Pierrot

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

A Starry Night.

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Igor Stravinsky

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)