Victor Hugo Admirer Pillows

'I don't mind the sound of the bells at night, I just rock myself to sleep.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cook and her Maids

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

Blue Dress

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Van Go

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"You look like you could use a hug."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"The last doggy bag."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I wish I could hug you."

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill