Vincent Admirer Pillows

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Country Bumpkin.

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The evidence destroyed

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Victorian Gentleman

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Medical Examinations.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Overdoing it.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

'You need to think outside the box.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Pizza at the Round Table

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."