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I keep telling Van Gogh his colors are off, but he only hears half of what I say.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Country Bumpkin.

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The evidence destroyed

Victorian Gentleman

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Medical Examinations.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Overdoing it.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

'You need to think outside the box.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."