Van Gogh Admirer T-Shirts

'I'm fed up with all your troubles, Van Gogh, find someone else to lend you an ear.'

Van Go

No, when I said "Who has Van Gogh's ear?" I was asking whose advice he follows.

Cut out and keep your own Van Gogh.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It'll never sell!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

The Reaper's Arms

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Victorian Gentleman

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Artistic Licence.

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Samuel Beckett

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Francis Picabia

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Van Gogh Family Reunion

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus