Goya Admirer Pillows

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Billy. The Kid.

Anna Calvi

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

The Reaper's Arms

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Teddy and friends.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Van Go

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"You dressed!"

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'