Goya Admirer Gifts

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Teddy and friends.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Van Go

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"You dressed!"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Unplug and chill out."