Cubist Admirer Pillows

"I was thinking of something more pointy."

Paul Klee

Omara Portuondo

Young Picasso at the Beach

Picasso: The Early Years

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Effective Cuban vaccines

Soberana vaccines

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Picasso'

Cubism Model

Picasso

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Georges Braque.

Bobby eight year old

Artistic Licence.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Francis Picabia

"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Millais - Cubist Period