Cubist At Heart Pillows

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Best project manager we ever had."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Picasso'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Picasso

Cubism Model

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

Francis Picabia

Bobby eight year old

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'I call it cubicilism'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Georges Braque.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Picasso Cloud.

The Worst Date Ever

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Millais - Cubist Period