Future Picasso Pillows

Sure start.

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

"I can't believe I have my very own airbrush! As an artist, I will paint the truth without fear of retribution or damage to my career."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Kid doing cave paintings

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Paw readings

Olympic Climate