Mini Mozart Gifts

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Baby Mozart.

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

Baby Playing Violin

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Baby Piano

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Mozart on a computer,

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Three Ladies

"Better luck next time, kid."

One!

'I did it all from memory.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Take a bow!

Model Building

'It's more festive-looking!'

Violin Player

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Baby dressed for the opera.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Countess

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."