Mini Michelangelo Gifts

'I could do that.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

Child making ice sculpture.

"Mommy will hang this on the refrigerator just as soon as you fine-tune the perspective."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Baby Piano

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

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Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Baby Mozart.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Baby Playing Violin

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I did it all from memory.'