Mini Michelangelo Gifts

'I could do that.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

Child making ice sculpture.

"Mommy will hang this on the refrigerator just as soon as you fine-tune the perspective."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Baby Piano

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Baby Mozart.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

A child runs an equity stand.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Baby Playing Violin

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Children playing football.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."