Modern Michelangelo Gifts

Carving a Sculpture.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I could do that.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Computer Music

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Origami time!

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Landscape Artists

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Toilet Art.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Young British Artists.

Child making ice sculpture.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Miss Crutchfield, have you gone mad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'It's an honest piece.'