Modern Michelangelo T-Shirts

Carving a Sculpture.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I could do that.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Computer Music

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Landscape Artists

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Origami time!

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

Child making ice sculpture.

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Toilet Art.

Young British Artists.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Miss Crutchfield, have you gone mad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'It's an honest piece.'