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"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Hildegard von Bingen

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I could do that.'

Troys'R'Us.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Charles Baudelaire

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

J. M. W. Turner

Origami time!

A Real Pinata Surprise

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Ian Fleming

Young British Artists.

Abraham Lincoln

Child making ice sculpture.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."