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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Medusa and Perseus.

In udder de Nile

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"I dropped my goblet!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Euripides

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Atlas holds up a football.

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Medusa at the hair stylists.

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Warning: Minotaur Ahead

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'