Michelangelo Admirers Gifts

Rugby heaven

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I could do that.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Jorge Luis Borges

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Origami time!

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Young British Artists.

Kane and Abe L.

Baroque Bach Mountain

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Child making ice sculpture.

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Graduation Creation of Adam

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Here – Just in case the spark of life wasn't quite enough.

Carving a Sculpture.

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

Picasso in El Paso.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."