Little Michelangelo Gifts

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Baby Mozart.

'I could do that.'

Grade 2 Cellist

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

Kid doing cave paintings

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

"It's a mobile."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Children playing football.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Origami time!