Michelangelo Fan Gifts

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Graduation Creation of Adam

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I could do that.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Jester Surgeon

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Ghostship

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Meryl Streep

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Bird plucking a cello

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Origami time!

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Young British Artists.

Child making ice sculpture.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Baroque Bach Mountain