Mini Monarch Gifts

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'How about a game of cards?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Surprise!"

A child runs an equity stand.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Kid doing cave paintings

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I love your work!"

"Better luck next time, kid."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."