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'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

'How about a game of cards?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Surprise!"

A child runs an equity stand.

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Kid doing cave paintings

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I love your work!"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'