Mini Houdini Pillows

Young Houdini

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Pirate

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Lemonade without borders.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Houdini's infancy.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Baby escaping from cot.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"You were right. He loves it."

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

Kids playing doctor.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Ok, Kevin, tell me why the Russians would want to hack your homework?"

"Okay, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'I plead guilty.'

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'