Mini Gourmand Pillows

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Just one more choccy...

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Boy baking a cake.

A London gent abroad

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"What's not disgusting?"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."